Sarcastic Captions Part 1

#1
“ Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.” – Steven Wright

#2

I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.

#3  

I have the energy to pretend to likedon’t you today.

#4

If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.

#5

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

#6

If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.

#7

I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.

#8

Are you always so stupid or is today a special ocassion?

#9

Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

# 10

When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.