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#1
Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror

#2
I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.
# 3

I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention!
#4
You can never buy love, but still you have to pay for it.
# 5
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
# 6
Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You’re one of them.
# 7

Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.

# 8

  I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.

# 9.

I  follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!

# 10
    I  would lose weight, but I hate losing